not do that

I am a passenger

upon the bus

n this woman I sits next to

Woman sez to me, she sez

Can you not do that?

Not do what?

Can you not use your lapstock on th' bus

The flickerinks of the screen

You see

It gives me a hedgeache

It gives you a hedgeache?

Yes

If you don't mind

But I do mind, missus

I feel like screening at her

But I am a passenger n I is allus polite

So I move anyway away

Across the aisle and continue

to ride

And at the next stop she is enjoined

by a bleeping beeping beat-bhoy

whose tinny drum n bass leaks loudly

She leans aginst th window

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